ask-oncies-jizz: ask-oncies-jizz: who wants to hear about a fucking disaster holy shit okay so….

ask-oncies-jizz:

ask-oncies-jizz:

who wants to hear about a fucking disaster holy shit

okay so. some of you might have heard that mcdonalds was doing a promotion today for their new chicken tenders where they sell szechuan sauce for one day. my brother is a pretty big rick and morty fan so he told me about this, and lamented that he’d be working all day so he couldn’t get a chance to go and grab some. so nice big sister me thought it’d be a cool surprise to go get him some.

turns out this promotion got a little more popular than i’d expect, but it’s fine, they’re probably prepared for at least an hour’s worth of high turnout, ri-

20 cups of sauce per location. i literally can’t even fathom what they were thinking with this. i’m not mad at all since it’s just for a dumb joke from a cartoon and i can probably home-cook some sauce for my brother to make up for it, but, holy shit. this whole event could NOT have been planned or executed any worse.

this is probably gonna get traction fast as it happens across the country, but just remember that you heard it from jizzy first. she was there

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