down-with-capitalism: avvocarlo: me coming home to my gamer wife and children: greatest of keks…

down-with-capitalism:

avvocarlo:

me coming home to my gamer wife and children: greatest of keks everyone, score any sick headshots today??? oh thank you honey I’d love a bowl of soda soup, please don’t get triggered if I don’t like it this time

Zelda sweetie, you’ve hardly touched your Doritos. What’s got you so butthurt?