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totalspiffage:

If you’re going to space. You have to be prepared to fuck the aliens. Or like at least one person on your crew does I get that it’s not everyone’s thing. I’m just saying. Someone’s gotta do it.

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thebootydiaries:

nehuatlfeministx:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

it,s 5am i cant srop thinkig about ramen nodle

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BC it’s a pure form of postmodern performance art.
It express the raw need of satisfying something you crave without caring for the sociological rules upon the concept of grammatics. It is a timeless expression of the human being, a relatable experience, expressed in text.

i jst wanted a nodle

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bananahomo:

csevet:

thespiandipper:

allthemuches:

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

they are in fact married for real

out of all the explanations, two gay husbands making a gay art piece was defiantly not on my list  

two dudes, chillin in open graves, holding hands through a tunnel cuz they are gay

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avpdghosts:

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

Pokemon games

Pikachu: pika pika!
Every other Pokemon: *computer generated screams of the damned*

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voicequirk:

anyone else in this thread a slut for garlic

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stability:

abigailamazinggrace:

stability:

hamsandwichwithextramayo:

stability:

I keep my bitcoins in my pussy just like Sonic

I’m sorry WHAT

I keep my bitcoins, in my pussy, just, like, Sonic

do you accept constructive criticism?

no

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white-bread-boyfriend:

tilthat:

TIL McDonald’s almost got rid of its golden arches in the 1960’s. The arches were only kept because a psychologist they hired said they had great Freudian importance in the subconscious mind of customers. They represented “mother McDonald’s breasts.”

via reddit.com

this is why we need to dig freud up and kill him again

mctiddies